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"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen) 01/07/2016 at 17:02 • Filed to: None

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gin-san - shitpost specialist > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/07/2016 at 17:06

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It’s true.

To be fair, amongst the people I know they all enjoy cooking to some degree (some enjoy making the basics while others want to make those fancy restaurant-like dishes). At my workplace, food is what we end up talking about at least half of the time.

CB > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/07/2016 at 17:06

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I can cry onto a grilled cheese sandwich as I make it. Does that count?

Stapleface > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/07/2016 at 17:06

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Truth.

Although that being said I do the majority of cooking in my house, as I’m a better/more adventurous cook.

My mother couldn’t cook at all, which is mind boggling as my grandmother was a fantastic cook. Go figure.

For Sweden > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/07/2016 at 17:06

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Sure, but YOU try figuring out the preset buttons on the microwave!

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/07/2016 at 17:07

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Should goldfish know how to cook?

thebigbossyboss > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/07/2016 at 17:09

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Heh. This reminds me of a newly married incapable couple from home. He’s like 25 and I’m not sure how old she is, but he leaves her to do all the chores and then she goes home to her parents every night for dinner.

#fail.

ZDMW > CB 01/07/2016 at 17:09

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IT CERTAINLY DOES!

wiffleballtony > For Sweden 01/07/2016 at 17:09

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I had three bags of microwave popcorn, I selected popcorn and 3, yet somehow it’s all burned and the fire alarm went off. Thanks Obama.

El Rivinado > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/07/2016 at 17:09

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I cook rather well, I enjoy cooking. I attended culinary school, but then I dropped after two semesters because I was unsure if that's what I wanted to do and I didn't want to limit myself. I still like cooking though.

wiffleballtony > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/07/2016 at 17:11

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I firmly believe cooking is more art than science. When I attempt to cook, I follow the recipe. The result comes out as “edible” in the same way tap water is “potable.” While my wife makes substitutions and never sets timers and it always is great.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/07/2016 at 17:11

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Are we including dangerous-but-awesome substances on this list? No, no, not meth. Explodey things.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/07/2016 at 17:12

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The coffee maker has the cup in place, as it should be. Proper.

ZDMW > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/07/2016 at 17:13

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I agree with this fully. That said, my girlfriend is away and I’m getting takeout for one.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > For Sweden 01/07/2016 at 17:13

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I’ll teach you. Free of charge

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 01/07/2016 at 17:15

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It’s part of cooking

smobgirl > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/07/2016 at 17:33

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I can prevent myself from starving. And I can bake desserts.

Anything else goes in the crock pot or gets eaten raw.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > wiffleballtony 01/07/2016 at 18:47

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Cooking is an art but baking is a science.

KirkyV > For Sweden 01/07/2016 at 19:12

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I like that my microwave has a Chaos button. I don’t know what it does, but it’s nice that it’s there.

Tapas > wiffleballtony 01/07/2016 at 19:37

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I think it would be a good start to learn cooking techniques instead of a recipe...like roasting, grilling, making a roux/sauce/base.

Then when you see a recipe, just string those technique into a sequence.

Sweet Trav > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/07/2016 at 22:16

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Well, fuck. There it is. I agree with one of your posts. Is hell froze over or something?

wiffleballtony > Tapas 01/07/2016 at 22:32

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Username checks out.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Sweet Trav 01/07/2016 at 23:10

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Yes, welcome to the dark side. There are cookies.

Tapas > wiffleballtony 01/07/2016 at 23:56

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Lol it is my actual name.

Incidentally, Spanish and indian languages both use the word Tapas (just with different meanings)

uofime-2 > wiffleballtony 01/08/2016 at 12:59

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that mostly comes down to experience. make the reciepe a few more times, change things here and there, see what works and what doesn’t